Not even a toad
Valentine’s Day is fast on our heels but I am not holding my breath. No prince on white horse, no, nay, not even a toad in sight. Secret admirers, please form an orderly queue and apply within. Must be tall, dark, handsome and think I am the best thing since sliced bread. Integrity is an advantage as is a good heart. Selfish bastards and control freaks need not apply.